Fake Science - The Hows & Whys of

How Oh How... Did We Miss The Mass of the Universe by 98%?

By Letting Alchemists & Other Freaks In Science: G & OD Misspelled...

● An alchemist Newton ascribed units to proportionality G so to close his physics mathematically. G is not universal - it's a very special case, without physical meaning in his own physics! But many OD-ed on G being The Constant. Scientists lost focus.

By Letting Priests In Science: From Big Bang Via Meteors To Seismology

● Big Bang theory (BBT) is a practical joke by Jewish mega-banking dynasty Rothschilds (19^th-21^st c. successors of 15^th-18^th c. Medicis who were successors of 11^th-14^th c. Frescobaldis) via Church (ran by Jewish popes since 1605) based on an Edgar Alan Poe's novel. Jesuit priest credited with BBT took oath of secrecy and alias G. Lemaître (in French: Master G; for god). Like a fox guarding the henhouse, the Vatican thus laid out a playground within which scientists can play - in sciences like physics, seismology (aka Jesuit science), biology... The scientist got ordained.
(Now you know why the 100+ pontifical universities too teach Big Bang and like fairy-tales.)

By Letting Entrepreneurs In Science: Do Police Your Discovery, Or Lose It!

● An anti-Semitic profiteer Edison robbed ingenious inventors like Tesla, cashed on their stolen ideas, and built his fake fame. Edison's groupies, like one Musk who continues robbing Tesla's intellectual property even in death, imposed their Nazi corporatism onto much of physics/engineering. Scientist became a profession.

By Letting Military In Science: Theoretical Physics As A Genocide Sedative

● Destructive minds, focused on exploding things, not creating, hijacked theoretical physics. They named it High-Energy Physics and turned it into Weapons Machine. The real Theoretical Physics got turned into Fairytale Landscape. Scientists lost it...

By Letting Financiers In Science: Climate Change, Climate Change Me Not

● Once war-profiteers hit the wall with peacetime market-bubbles (which replaced currency trading which replaced fixed currency which replaced metal currency), they hijacked a science to start trading a new currency - carbon. The scientist got tamed.

By Letting Mathematicians In Science (Einstein Told You So! Told You So!)

● Mathematicians (Supreme Beans' Help, aka Tax Collectors) made "most scientists believe" statistics (especially the testing) is the way for turning pseudoscience into science. But Gauss invented statistics to calibrate surveying/astronomy instruments - as a special tool applicable to normal distributions only. Most data follow other distributions, for which no reliable statistics even exist. The scientist was duped.

By Building a y-not Big-Bang House of Cards They Christened Cosmology

● Numinous concepts were built on top of the "Big Bang" scriptural forgery (by a Catholic Church's employee - who was to stop them, after they sold us on the Big Con?) to patch up failed cosmological theories based on "Big Bang" - such as "black holes", "dark matter", "dark energy"... all of which can only be inferred but never observed, conveniently for the Church as usual. Scientist got conned - full-deck.

By Physics and Metaphysics Swapping Places

● The first time popes scored big was when they sold us metaphysics for physics, and real physics for metaphysics. Science took a detour - centuries ago.

Tell Oh Tell... When To Not Cut Scientists Some Slack?

Time Factor

● Time has no absolute definition but only relative ones - you can tell what time is relative to some event, but not what the Time actually is. That means the Time is a concept, an idea, a construct - without physical meaning or significance. However, that did not stop High Priests of the Church of Physics to declare Time The physical quantity. (Tthey also ignored Einstein's retraction of his General Relativity theory.) To say "4D" (as in: four dimensions, where 4^th dimension is time) without stating time is an imaginary dimension, is to take a wrong turn - for you and those who follow.

Mass & Gravity Of It All

● Mass has no absolute definition outside a gravity field, and a gravity field has no absolute definition unless the mass is considered first (or was it last? Oh well...). This Chicken & Egg situation did not stop the Usurpers of All This to declare gravity a force on its own merit. They also keep searching for graviton (a particle allegedly responsible for gravity) - a Wholly Grail for taking their Oatmeal with more pleasure.

Quantum Factor-y

● The Usurpers of All This turned Einstein's General Relativity into a universal theory although he tried to retract it (who knew better than him?). At the same time, they rejected his view of Quantum Theory that he regarded as fake; the "quantumity" being a local phenomenon arising due to secondary tidal effects in a "gravity field".

Radiant Peoplez & Other Krypton Staff

● The legally permitted safe level of radiation for employees of US National Labs is 100 times higher than that for general public & environment. Obviously then, the secret to America's strength lies in hiring 1000s of Superman clones to do science...

Physical Units, So-called

● To sell a building without foundations, you must reinforce its walls at least. To sell the Fake Physics of Einstein's All-Seeing Eye, Jews and Crypto-Jews reinforced its claims using the infamous Physical Units fairytale first.

If You Can't Put It In Layman Terms, It Is Probably Bullshit

● Church uses Latin to look smart. Church of Fake Science revamped hieroglyphs.

Hear Oh Hear... While Examining The Body Of Cavities...

Astrology v. Astronomy...

● If -logy comes from Greek in the meaning science, why is not Astronomy called Astrology? Besides, why is something as daft as Astrology called precisely that (The Science of Stars)? In Latin though, -logia is also (directly at that!) borrowed from Greek - but it means Divine. Except they don't tell you that in "secular" schools.

Geonomy v. Geology...

● Geonomy includes Geology, so why does not Astronomy include Astrology?

Biology v. Bionomy...

● Biology includes Bionomy, so why does not Astrology include Astronomy?

Ecology v. Economy...

● While Ecology and Economy are unrelated, why Astrology and Astronomy are?

Taxology v. Taxonomy...

● Taxology and Taxonomy are synonyms, but Astrology and Astronomy are not.

Why oh Why... Is Mainstream Science a Fundamentalist Faith?

Because It Relies On Argument From Authority

● A Nobel laureate is regarded as a Saint in the Church of Fake Science.

Because It Relies On Debate

● Two Nobel laureates can form a Diocese in the Church of Fake Science.

Because It Relies On Consensus Although Science Is NOT Democracy

● Nobel laureates are the Conclave of the pope's own Church of Fake Science.

Because It Relies On Belief So-Called

● "We believe" is a declaration of adherence to The Cult in "good scientific papers".

Because It Lies To You That "Science Is A Team-Effort, Period."

● Scientific paradigms are changed by a single scientist, not by hordes of "bros".

Because It Lies To You That Science And Religion Must Work Together

● Scientific paradigms change despite Church or its Ways, not thanks to them.

Because It Forces You To Forget About The IQ... And Join The PC Club!

● Political Correctness (PC) replaced intelligence quotient (IQ). Duh! Yo! Wow!

Because It Lies It Is The Church's Opposite (It Is Just The Opposite Vector)

● Order of St. Particle preaches that Church of Fake Science adores relics too.

How Oh How... Does Any (Any!) Bullshit Become a Dogma?

Through Pepsi v. Coke Sweet "Competition"

● Aka Nature v. Science. LOL

Through All-Seeing Peer Review So-Called, Or "Edit It Yourself, Bro!"

● Aka Buddy System: I will show them yours if you show them mine.

Through Academic Career Climbing Steps

● Aka Candies & Boy-scout Pins. Designed so to kill rebel (the creative) minds.

Through Impactfactormania

● The billionaire owner of Clarivate Analytics (which, after the hostile takeover of most of largest academic indexes and databases, became a monopoly), one Eugene Garfield, made up the 2-year and 3-year "Impact Factors" (IF) — although the only impact of science that makes sense is centennial ("on future generations"). He was known as "a man who has done enormous harm to true science". Simply, short-term impact metrics are tools for the short-term success of his (their) business model, for every business model is only as good as the growth it can ensure. And what better growth-driver than to capture one's ambition and force one to publish fiercely = more than just truly quality work. While short-term "impact" factors measure just the precision of humankind's scientific endeavor (so that they do not change if after a few decades it turns out that all highly-cited journals, articles, and researchers were wrong on a subject!), only the centennial impact measures the accuracy of that endeavor! Furthermore, equal weight is commonly assigned to all co-authorships regardless of whether they belonged to the sole/lead author or one of many co-authors. It has become not uncommon nowadays for co-authors of a single paper to be counted by dozen, and sometimes they even reach 100 or more — which is happening more and more because co-authorships are handed out like candies as the Acknowledgments section became filled with nonsensical legalese gibberish. Thanks to their (by now entire) industry so masterfully crafted around mindless impactfactormania, the " academic publishers" have hijacked the beautifully simple concept of peer-review, wrapped it up in "seven veils of mystery" and then started selling it so superbly repackaged like a box of Belgian chocolate — back to the scientists and public at large alike.

● Believe it or not, the world record in the fake citations game belongs to a paper with — 2,274 co-authors (the same gang has quite a few repeats, like this one with 2,253 co-authors, so no more medals for them.)  Close second and the silver medal went to a paper with 2,217 co-authors! (But once a thief... so the silver medalists doubled-down — by publishing an Erratum, so that's 4k+ fake citations with just 2 stones!) The bronze went to a paper with "only" 2,209 co-authors... And so on. But if you take a closer look, you will notice that all the "medals" in the above went to — pretty much the same people. This is all so hilarious - how do you measure someone's contribution to a paper with more authors than — words? lol

Through Citation Index (CI) Balloons

● Catholics pump up their paying members' CI, Freemasons theirs, etc. You got it! As religion hijacks science, atheists still buy "science & religion can work together".

Through Rowing Upstream-Mainstream... Upstream-Mainstream... Ups...

● Elsevier is an Orwellian corporation, old money from colonialism, slavery, Nazis... They try to own most scientists too - the only free collective mind the mankind has.

With the Help of Hypnotists aka "Academic" (Corporate) Publishers

● Elsevier, Springer-Nature, etc. are the only predatory publishers - but how many people notice this? Unlike in the inventors domain (where there can be no "invention publishers" that take 100% of inventor's copyrights!) or the artists domain (where there can be no "art publishers" that take 100% of artist's copyrights!), in science it is considered normal to surrender your entire copyright in exchange for just - publishing your work! Then the "academic publishers" go and re-sell that same copyright for up to $80,000 per paper, per transaction! Ha! Of course, once you tamed the beast, why not go all the way - and turn the poor thing into a circus animal too: the so impoverished scientists - much like sheep groomed for slaughter - then go on to even volunteer their editing services (meaning: work for free) to keep the illicit scam going. And you thought scientists were the smartest people on Earth. The natural mega-growth of the "academic publishers" in the last few decades has become a burden to humankind like no other. (And no, scientists do not need to grow in numbers exponentially — discoveries do!) That is the right time to break up a monopoly; or call on the armies — as wisely foreseen by one of the most famous victims of the above-described publishing cartel, late Professor Paul Marmet.

Through Anonymous Peer Review So-Called

● For all one could tell, that "anonymous reviewer" who rejected your paper could have been a disguised corporate accountant who estimated that your paper wouldn't bring them the expected revenue or fit their business/growth model.

How Oh How... Do They Cover Their Tracks?

With Holographic Reality - Defeatism Me, Defeatism You

● When out of ideas, resort to Higher Being as the Creator of All This. Why think?!

With Popularity Pageants, Star Trek & Other High Philosophy

● Deep philosophy aims for stars; high philosophy - for Trekkies & Other Zombies.

With Intelligent Design

● If All of This was predesigned, then None is changeable. So resistance is futile.

With Philosophy aka The Mind Tumor (Religion Being A Mind Cancer)

● The Usurpers of All This had created one Slovenian anti-intellectual Žižek the "Greatest Living Philosopher". Where is the joke? His name means "the focus". LOL

With Google aka The Character Assassination Engine Gun

● The Usurpers of All This created a monstrous monopoly called Google. Search for "Fake Science" returns fake fake science links but not this site despite perfect URL.

By Flatting Out The Earth

● The night skies over Europe and its antipode Australia are totally different. But simplest facts like that did not stop the Usurpers of All This to mislead millions of the mildly thinking into believing the disinfo that the Earth is actually flat.

By Spending Your Buck On (Genuinely) Fake Science...

● Je(w)suit-ran "National Science Foundation" (NSF) funds mostly fake science - like a research into whether Japanese quail are more sexually promiscuous on cocaine ($350,000). Funnels like NSF - for funding fake science instead of real science (the one that makes sense) - is a major way in which Vatican laughs in your face daily.

...While Shoving Real Science Under the Rug

● Since mass of the Paris 1 Kilogram Standard copies kept under the watchful eye of Jesuit-ran fake scientists and located so mainly in pope's vassal countries:
diverged greatly over the past 130 years (and so did the Newton's constant G!), Newton-Einstein physics is demonstrably fake. But instead of directing all mankind's efforts into that direction to find the real nature of G, a gang of fake scientists "voted" (science isn't democracy, but Italian gangsters will stage any play just to make the game look real) to simply replace the Standard with an "electromagnetic formula" (lol) based on quantum physics mambo-jumbo (regarded as such by none other than Einstein). By playing this little game of glass pearls, they tried to bypass the obvious variability of G altogether while telling everyone "it's all now tied into the Planck's constant h instead" (but which changes too - only they can't measure that)! They basically replaced one (busted) fake with another (to-be-busted) fake... lol

By Creating a Fake Space Program...

● The most hilarious "achievement" of the Je(w)suit Reality Show by far (and high) is a global play called Space Program - a pillar of which is the so-called International Space Station (ISS). But the ISS is just a tin meteo balloon in the lower (lower) atmosphere - set up to keep kiddies and teachs from all over the Jewrld sedated on "bright future" (and the general population in the belief that progress is real as "only sky is the limit" - sic); it's all sooo obvious! But ask them fake astronauts (tin balloon's maintenance crew) why they were never trained for flights into the actual Space (if you wondered - that's the black stuff tens of thousands of kilometres beyond the planetary atmosphere). So, why is the grand bullshit show so cheap? Because the Rothschilds (Medicis who changed last name) would not spend a dime more on science than necessary to ensure their bloody earthly business keeps blooming. Just as Medicis faked support for art and science (which went to crypto-Jews only!), Rothschilds too are making sure that only Jews and crypto-Jews are "reputable artists/scientists". And so when Jew-owned aka mainstream media cover it all, it becomes "obvious reality"...  Except — it's all fake, folks!

How Oh How... Did We Let Them Screw Up Science?

Freemasons v. Papists ("Good Cop v Bad Cop" - Practice)

● You can't be a "successful scientist" unless you declare a preference - Coke or Pepsi. If you don't, the 2 Gangs gang up on you, smear your name, blacklist you.

Popes, Queens & Other Supreme Beans ("Good Cop v Bad Cop" - Theory)

● You can't be a "successful scientist" unless you declare a preference - Coke or Pepsi. If not, Their 2+ Gangs gang up on you, rob you, and leave you for dead.

Nobel Prize And Other Fakery From The Protestantatican Bakery

● 99% of science Nobel laureates are male - obviously, then, you can't be really smart or a "successful scientist" unless a papist or a Freemason (all male-only);
● 33% of Nobel laureates are Protestant (a religious minority of 11%) - pope's most useful opposition afront. Religious Award spells No Room for anti-religionists...
● 100% of Nobel laureates are Jews or Crypto-Jews ("Jews who pose as non-Jews"), according to the Dictionaries of Jewish surnames. Basically, a Rothschilds boyscout brigade.  Race-based Award spells No Room for non-Jews & anti-racists.
● Rothschilds (who like styling themseves TPTB although their wealth is esimated at USD 2 trillion, or less than 1% of world wealth) picked one crypto-Jew Alfred Nobel (amongst many industrialists during early boom of the industrial era) to name The prize after, not based on his fame (he was a nobody) but name: Nobel  is a backronym (word spelled backwards) of one Gustave Le Bon (Eng. "good", inverse: "evil") - the very crypto-Jew who mastered collective mind-control for his favorite family... Nobel Prize is a Jewish gig for global control, made by Jews, for Jews.

Editorial Gang (Cerberus Of Underworld) & Other Flanks Of The Corrupt

● Guarding Supreme Beans at all costs. Mostly papists & Freemasons (with some extras on the Set, Protestants mostly...). Zombielike numb, playing the Great Spinx.

National Academies Of Sciences (Where Dinos Go To Dye)

● Topping on the Cake - with no real purpose except to sit there and appear serious top-to-bottom (make the Cake look eatable). Occasionally fill in for them Cardinals.

Free To See

● Since Art & Science are equally praised, why being a Free Artist is cool, while a Free Scientist is a kook? It is because the Artist is not a threat to the Usurpers of All This, while the Scientist is. This is also why the Scientist is their slave inside a gold-plated cage. (You can patent a toilet seat, but you can't patent a scientific discovery. Heck - unionized labor make triple scientist's wage; scientists can't even unionize!)

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