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Fake Science - The Hows & Whys of

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 "No science paradigm has changed thanks to Church or its ways, but in spite of them!"

"Not real, but made to look or seem real." (Cambridge Dictionary)
"Designed to deceive or cheat; not real; counterfeit." (


How Oh How... Did We Miss The Mass of the Universe by 98%?

By Letting Alchemists & Other Freaks In Science: G & OD Misspelled...

● An alchemist Newton ascribed units to proportionality G to close his physics mathematically. G is not universal, but a very (very!) special case without physical meaning. However, many OD-ed on G being The Constant. Scientists lost focus.

By Letting Priests In Science: From Big Bang Via Meteors To Seismology

● A priest Lemaitre designed Big Bang. Like a fox guarding the henhouse, the Vatican thus laid out a playground within which scientists can play - in sciences like physics, seismology (aka Jesuit science), biology... The scientist got ordained.

By Letting Entrepreneurs In Science: Do Police Your Discovery, Or Lose It!

● An anti-Semitic profiteer Edison robbed ingenious inventors like Tesla, cashed on their stolen ideas, and built his fake fame. His groupies, like one Musk, imposed their Nazi corporatism onto much of physics/engineering. Scientist became a profession.

By Letting Military In Science: Theoretical Physics As A Genocide Sedative

Destructive minds, focused on exploding things, not creating, hijacked theoretical physics. They named it High-Energy Physics and turned it into Weapons Machine. The real Theoretical Physics got turned into Fairytale Landscape. Scientists lost it...

By Letting Financiers In Science: Climate Change, Climate Change Me Not

● Once war-profiteers hit the wall with peacetime market-bubbles (which replaced currency trading which replaced fixed currency which replaced metal currency), they hijacked a science to start trading a new currency - carbon. The scientist got tamed.

By Letting Mathematicians In Science (Einstein Told You So! Told You So!)

● Mathematicians (Supreme Beans' Help aka Tax Collectors) made "most scientists believe" statistics (especially the testing) is the way for turning pseudoscience into science. But Gauss invented statistics to calibrate surveying/astronomy instruments - as a special tool applicable to normal distributions only. Most data follow other distributions, for which no reliable statistics even exist. The scientist was duped.


Tell Oh Tell... When To Not Cut Scientists Some Slack?

Time Factor

● Time has no absolute definition but only relative ones - you can tell what time is relative to some event, but not what the Time actually is. That means the Time is a concept, an idea, a construct - without physical meaning or significance. However, that did not stop High Priests of the Church of Physics to declare Time The physical quantity. Moreover, they ignored Einstein's retraction of his General Relativity theory.

Mass & Gravity Of It All

● Mass has no absolute definition outside a gravity field, and a gravity field has no absolute definition unless the mass is considered first (or was it last? Oh well...). This Chicken & Egg situation did not stop the Usurpers of All This to declare gravity a force on its own merit. They also keep searching for graviton (a particle allegedly responsible for gravity) - a Wholly Grail for taking their Oatmeal with more pleasure.

Quantum Factor-y

● The Usurpers of All This turned Einstein's General Relativity into a universal theory although he tried to retract it (who knew better than him?). At the same time, they rejected his view of Quantum Theory that he regarded as fake; the "quantumity" being a local phenomenon arising due to secondary tidal effects in a "gravity field".

Radiant Peoplez & Other Krypton Staff

● The legally permitted safe level of radiation for employees of US National Labs is 100 times higher than that for general public & environment. Obviously then, the secret to America's strength lies in hiring 1000s of Superman clones to do science...

Physical Units, So-called

● To sell a building without foundations, you must reinforce its walls at least.

If You Can't Put It In Layman Terms, It Is Probably Bullshit

● Church uses Latin to look smart. Church of Fake Science revamped hieroglyphs.


Hear Oh Hear... While Examining The Body Of Cavities...

Astrology v. Astronomy...

● If -logy comes from Greek in the meaning science, why is not Astronomy called Astrology? Besides, why is something as daft as Astrology called precisely that (The Science of Stars)? In Latin though, -logia is also (directly at that!) borrowed from Greek - but it means Divine. Except they don't tell you that in "secular" schools.

Geonomy v. Geology...

Geonomy includes Geology, so why does not Astronomy include Astrology?

Biology v. Bionomy...

Biology includes Bionomy, so why does not Astrology include Astronomy?

Ecology v. Economy...

● While Ecology and Economy are unrelated, why Astrology and Astronomy are?

Taxology v. Taxonomy...

Taxology and Taxonomy are synonyms, but Astrology and Astronomy are not.


Why oh Why... Is Mainstream Science a Fundamentalist Faith?

Because It Relies On Argument From Authority

● A Nobel laureate is regarded as a Saint in the Church of Fake Science.

Because It Relies On Debate

● Two Nobel laureates can form a Diocese in the Church of Fake Science.

Because It Relies On Consensus Although Science Is NOT Democracy

● Nobel laureates are the Conclave of the pope's own Church of Fake Science.

Because It Relies On Belief So-Called

● "We believe" is a declaration of adherence to The Cult in "good scientific papers".

Because It Lies To You That "Science Is A Team-Effort, Period."

● All scientific paradigms were changed by a single scientist, not hordes of "bros".

Because It Lies To You That Science And Religion Must Work Together

● Scientific paradigms change despite Church or its Ways, not thanks to them.

Because It Forces You To Forget About The IQ... And Join The PC Club!

● Political Correctness (PC) replaced intelligence quotient (IQ). Duh! Yo! Wow!

Because It Lies It Is The Church's Opposite (It Is Just The Opposite Vector)

● Order of St. Particle preaches that Church of Fake Science adores relics too.


How Oh How... Does Any (Any!) Bullshit Become a Dogma?

Through Pepsi v. Coke Sweet "Competition"

● Aka Nature v. Science. LOL

Through All-Seeing Peer Review So-Called, Or "Edit It Yourself, Bro!"

● Aka Buddy System: I will show them yours if you show them mine.

Through Academic Career Climbing Steps

● Aka Boyscout Pins & Candies. Designed so to kill young (the creative) minds.

Through Citation Index (CI) Balloons

● Catholics pump up their paying members' CI, Protestants theirs, etc. You got it!

Through Rowing Upstream-Mainstream... Upstream-Mainstream... Ups...

Elsevier is an Orwellian corporation, old money from colonialism, slavery, Nazis... They try to own most scientists too - the only free collective mind the mankind has.


How Oh How... Do They Cover Their Tracks?

With Holographic Reality - Defeatism Me, Defeatism You

● When out of ideas, resort to Higher Being as the Creator of All This. Why think?!

With Popularity Pageants, Star Trek & Other High Philosophy

● Deep philosophy aims for stars; high philosophy - for Trekkies & Other Zombies.

With Intelligent Design

● If All of This was predesigned, then None is changeable. So resistance is futile.

With Philosophy aka The Mind Tumor (Religion Being A Mind Cancer)

● The Usurpers of All This had created one Slovenian anti-intellectual Žižek the "Greatest Living Philosopher". Where is the joke? His name means "the focus". LOL

With Google aka The Character Assassination Engine Gun

● The Usurpers of All This created a monstrous monopoly called Google. Search for "Fake Science" returns fake fake science links but not this site despite perfect URL.

With Flatting Out The Earth

● The night skies over Europe and its antipode Australia are totally different. But simplest facts like that did not stop the Usurpers of All This to mislead millions of the mildly thinking into believing the disinfo that the Earth is actually flat.


How Oh How... Did We Let Them Screw Up Science?

Freemasons v. Papists ("Good Cop v Bad Cop" - Practice)

● You can't be a "successful scientist" unless you declare a preference - Coke or Pepsi. If you don't, the 2 Gangs gang up on you, smear your name, blacklist you.

Popes, Queens & Other Supreme Beans ("Good Cop v Bad Cop" - Theory)

● You can't be a "successful scientist" unless you declare a preference - Coke or Pepsi. If not, Their 2+ Gangs gang up on you, rob you, and leave you for dead.

Nobel Prize And Other Fakery From The Protestantatican Bakery

● 99% of science Nobel laureates are male - obviously, then, you can't be really smart or a "successful scientist" unless a Freemason or a papist - all male-only;
● 33% of Nobel laureates are Protestant (a religious minority of 11%) - pope's most useful opposition afront.   Religious Awards spell No Room for us anti-religionists.

Editorial Gang (Cerberus Of Underworld) & Other Flanks Of The Corrupt

● Guarding Supreme Beans at all costs. Mostly papists & Freemasons (with some extras on the Set, Protestants mostly...). Zombielike numb, playing the Great Spinx.

National Academies Of Sciences (Where Dinos Go To Dye)

● Topping on the Cake - with no real purpose except to sit there and appear serious top-to-bottom (make the Cake look eatable). Occasionally fill in for them Cardinals.

Free To See

● Since Art & Science are equally praised, why being a Free Artist is cool, while a Free Scientist is a kook? It is because the Artist is not a threat to the Usurpers of All This, while the Scientist is. This is also why the Scientist is their slave inside a gold-plated cage. (You can patent a toilet seat, but you can't patent a scientific discovery. Heck - unionized labor make triple scientist wage; scientists can't even unionize!)

References of Note
Tipler on Refereeing
Rebel Science, etc.
Josephson v. Nature
Science/PP institute
Climategate e-mails
The Global Swindle
"Aliens" are coming!
Homage to N. Tesla
Earthquake Forecast
The Protocivilization

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